You know, that one time, in…
“Heed this warning young instruments! Upon wearing the girdle the Bard’s private regions shifted. What was there became its opposite. The Bard was never the same again.”
- Jonathan Frisk, Master Bard
There are just some stories that are too epic not to be told. Below are some of those stories, along with the rest of the world’s bland, boring history.
How It All Began
A primer on how and why this whole campaign is here right now.
The Oost Song
Yes. We have a theme song.
Titles and Achievements
Achievements Yet-To-Be Unlocked
Items of power with some notability.
Items of power with great notability.